Reverse parachuting 101

     For those of you who desire to jump out of perfectly good airplanes, why?  Wouldn't you rather take part in the ages old practice of Reverse Parachuting 101?  It's much safer, easier to endure and has no risk.  Furthermore, there are no fees to be paid as the fees have been paid by God himself.  Finally, there is no need for a parachuting.  The catch?  You can only experience Reverse Parachuting once.  This offer is only good once.  But what a ride!  Can you imagine yourself going from solid earth to 20,000 feet in a split second?  Sorry, but no tandem flights!  Anyone not having their own ticket is out of luck.  Once this event happens there are no more chances for this once in a life time event.  Are you ready?  Do you have your ticket?  Are  scared of the process in order to participate?  Then, good news to you!  All it takes is one choice and you too can have the trip of a lifetime!
     Here is the program.  First, realize that you have no power, influence or wherewithal to do this on your own.  You can't buy your way into the event with your tithing, church membership or duties as a Sunday School teacher.  No amount of preaching by you pastors can catch the flight.  It's only when you come to the end of yourself that you are able to move from earth bound to heaven bound.  Realize that you can take no one with you but you can show them the way if you want them to avoid the alternative.  Secondly, realize that the cost is your soul.  You can sell your soul to the world but it will cost you your ticket to Reverse Parachuting 101.  You have all the power and yet you don't want to make the choice because you have been listening to all the ads for Parachuting 101.  Now is the time, Now is the day and Now you too have the ability to engage in the ultimate high of Reverse Parachuting 101!  What are you waiting for?
     Did I forget to mention no one knows the day or time of the event?  You need to be ready now as it might be today.  When the event happens you will know if you are ready because only those who have given up their life to Jesus will be gone.  The rest...well, let's just say their parachuting will be with no parachuting and downward versus the updraft you will experience with Reverse Parachuting 101.  What's more fearful?  Knowing or not knowing which ticket you have?  Ready to crash and burn (literally forever)?  Ready to soar with the saints in Heaven?  You can't have it both ways.  You either give up your ticket to hell and embrace Jesus or you spend eternity in hell.  That's it.  No other choice.  He paid the price for you.  All you have to do is die to self and let Him live through you. Sounds simple because it is.  Remember, it's always your choice.